| B - - - | - - A - | G - F - | E - - - | E7 - - - | D - - - | D7 - - - |


A          A/G (3x222x)  C              D      E         A    A/G
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
C                                            D
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
    A
I'm crying

Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

A                    A/G    D/F# (2x023x) Famj7           G            A  A/G
Sitting on a cornflake                    waiting for the van to come
F
Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man
B
you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long


Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy
you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man
you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

CHORUS
         C                       D                   E
I am the egg-man,   they are the egg-men,   I am the Walrus  Goo goo  g' joob

A           A/G               C             D          E        A    A/G
Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty little p'lice men in a row
C                                            D
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run
      A                Dsus4      A            E     D   D7
I'm crying     I'm cry - ing  I'm crying   I'm cry - ing


BRIDGE

| E - - - | B - A - | G - F - | E - - - |

B             A          G           F          E       F
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.       If the sun don't come
B7                                                               C
 you get a tan from standing in the English rain        I am the egg-man...